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Bill Clinton walks into a cabinet meeting, takes off his jacket and rolls up his sleeves as he prepares to sit down to business. Several cabinet members are somewhat astonished to see a pair of women's panties taped to the presidents arm.

The aids look at each other quizzically, until one cabinet member finally asks. "Mr. President, why do you have a pair of women's panties taped to your arm?"

President Clinton looks somewhat embarrassed before answering sheepishly........ "Oh, that's just the Panty Patch....... I'm trying to kick the habit".